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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.
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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
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I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.
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