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"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

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COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

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Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

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• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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