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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

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When god created the men he was only kidding

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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

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F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

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