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"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

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A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

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What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

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Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

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