# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
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Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!
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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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