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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gas attendants pump all day

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

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