What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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PRICELESS GIFT
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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