Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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☻FRIENDSHIP TEST...
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
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A true luv is there and always on ur mind
A true luv is never unkind.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Australians do it Down Under
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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about
A true luv is never something to doubt.
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