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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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"Don't forget to love yourself."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."
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"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."
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