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"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

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