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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

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