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Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my
thoughts all day long....
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May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.
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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship.
She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.
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When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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You're sweeter than glucose.
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Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be ...
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