# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise