A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about A true luv is never something to doubt.

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

You're sweeter than glucose.

MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.