May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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Optimist:(love)
If you love someone, set her free.
Don’t worry, She will come back
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