"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!
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Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she ever comes back. Ask her why
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.
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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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