God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

No sex with anyone in the same office.

# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."