Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Travel agents do it in lots of different places
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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.
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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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