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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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