"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them
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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Door se dekha to sher tha.....
Door se dekha to sher tha.....
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....
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When god created the men he was only kidding
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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