Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.
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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!
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"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.
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