I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free
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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.'
Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'
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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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