Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."