• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my
thoughts all day long....
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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Door se dekha to sher tha.....
Door se dekha to sher tha.....
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!
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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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