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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

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