Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."