What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali