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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train
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