# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
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