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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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