Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.