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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

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A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

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FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

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