"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.