• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!