Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...
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HR specialist:
If you love someone, set her free by offering her
VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Bankers do it with interest
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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
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