HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Ambulance drivers come quicker
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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