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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

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To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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