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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

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"You call it madness, but I call it love."

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

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