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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

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When god created the men he was only kidding

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FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

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