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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Ambulance drivers come quicker
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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."
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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"
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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German.
The word "Ficken", which means to strike.
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Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
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