4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!