Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

When god created the men he was only kidding