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Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

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I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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