An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my
thoughts all day long....
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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