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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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"Blushing is the color of virtue."
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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers
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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.
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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out,
2 have to go in so the room gets empty...
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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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