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PRICELESS GIFT FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

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Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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