I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."