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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey
says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by
induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."
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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
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