Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"