HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).