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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."
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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.
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