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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

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What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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